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THOMAS VOEKLER: MY TONGUE IS BEAUTIFUL

Footage of Thomas Voekler taking the extraordinary action of stopping mid-race to retort to a Dutch fan who called his tongue-heavy facial rictus “ugly” has emerged.

The Europcar rider, famed for his expressive and entertaining facial expressions as he either embarks on doomed breakaway attempts or sits 20meters off the back of the peleton in a bid to get quality TV time, stops his bike and shouts at the spectator, an 8’ tall Dutch man built like a brick-shithouse, before realising that at 5’3” and 48kg he should probably just ride on lest his ickle Colnago be re-housed somewhere up his colon.

The Dutch have a particular dislike Voekler not only for his facial exertions but also his failure to stop and give Dutch rider Jonny Hoogerland CPR after being ran over by a France 3 TV car in the 2012 edition of the race, despite his not being a medical professional or otherwise able to alter the fact the Dutchman was entangled in a barbed wire fence.

Plaque Superieure commends Voekler for fighting his own corner, even if he does spend most of the Tour looking like he’s staring in his own bukkake-centric porno movie.

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We all face situations where the odds are against us. We don’t see how we could get well, how a relationship could be restored, how we could ever break an addiction. In the natural, it all seems impossible. It’s easy to just accept it and think, “This is my lot in life.” But David said in Psalm 41, “The favor of God keeps my enemies from defeating me.” When you walk in God’s favor, honoring Him with your life, knowing who you are and whose you are, you cannot be defeated.

You may suffer a temporary setback, a disappointment or an unfair situation; but if you’ll keep moving forward, it won’t be permanent. What you’re facing may seem bigger, stronger and more powerful, but deep down, don’t be intimidated. One touch of God’s favor can turn any situation around. You’ve got to know you cannot be defeated when God Almighty pours out His favor on your life!

 

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